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I appreciate Ru’s always cheery disposition, but sometimes you just gotta let a fugly do her fug, you fug what I’m fuggin’? The first category is Fugly Swimwear, and the ladies have 69 minutes to get into drag because this is Drag Race, and honestly, the timing couldn’t make me happier. The ball’s theme is the FUGLY Ball, but instead of standing for “fucking ugly,” Ru says it’s supposed to mean Friend U Gotta Love Yourself. This time the gals will have a time limit on how long it takes them to get ready and won’t know the categories until just before they have to get ready. This time they take one of the familiar challenges, a “ball” where the girls do three looks, usually, one of which they have to craft from scratch, and completely improve it with the oldest of all reality competition show staples: a ticking clock. (No, not everyone loves puppets.) Yes, they’re all slightly different, but they’re also dreadfully the same. After so many seasons, we know just what the challenges will be - the reading challenge, Snatch Game, the Rusical, girl bands, an acting challenge, puppets. I loved it, and all it took was a simple clock. It’s so shameful we should try to stick it into a cabinet in Buckingham Palace and forget about it like the Queen did to Prince Andrew.” Then this episode happened, and it was not just the best episode of the season, but perhaps the best episode of any Drag Race anywhere in the world in quite a long time. I was all ready to show up this week and be like, “Ugh, this season of DRUK is a complete and utter disgrace to the nation.